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Just a few Facebook posts I don't want to forget!

Tonight Emma asked me if Jesus lives on the moon.

Abby told one of the guys working in our bathroom that he was "fixing it" and he said "yes mam"... Her reply (in a very Abby voice), "I'm not a man!!" Haha

So Abby doesn't remember the dentist... all she remembers is drinking the medicine and then eating a popsicle. She says "it was fun!"

 I have failed my child. Saturday morning daddy asks Emma, "Emma lets turn on the TV and watch cartoons." ... Emma says, "What's cartoons?"

I just said, "I can't handle being a mom anymore… I need to get a babysitter." And Emma says, "yes a babysitter!" lol

I made this great dinner! And put it into the oven to cook for an hour. When it beeped I went to pull it out... SOME little munchkin turned my oven off and now we have to wait another hour to eat.

So I overheard a conversation between Emma and Abby today. Emma was doing something that annoyed Abby and so Abby told her if she didn't stop she would spank her, and it would hurt! Emma stopped. LOL I laughed that Emma was afraid of Abby's spankings?

 I told Abby to get her Flynn Rider toy and she rolled her eyes and said, "his name is Eugene" lol. Told off by a 2 yr old!